Years ago, going to a dentist was straightforward. You sat upright in a chair while the dentist worked alone. Periodically, you got a paper cup of water and you rinsed and leaned over to a spittoon. [No hygienists, assistants, reclining chairs, or suction devices in your mouth]. When the dental visit was over, you took care of an affordable bill on the way out, or waited for the bill in the mail. Dental insurance was not in the mix.
Your dentist was affordable even if he practiced in Beverly Hills. Even if he had been invited to a presidential inauguration after one of his patients was elected to that job back in DC. Not to drop any names--did I?--but that's the sort of dentist I left, moving to Oregon in the 80s.
A decent Portland dentist seemed a challenge. One tryout's second appointment was cut short when the receptionist said, Someone forgot to write you in the appointment book. Want to reschedule? No, thanks.
I tried the husband of a co-worker we knew. Fresh out of OHSU Dental School, he assuredly wanted to give new patients the best care. A trade magazine on his reception counter featured an article, "How to Build a Profitable Dental Practice." My skepticism grew stronger when that dentist--in the name of cleaning--immediately plunged into deep root planing and was gung-ho about more treatments that would stretch my budget.
I next thought to ask a friend whose job was selling dental supplies to dentists. Surely, he had the insider's scoop. That recommendation evidently panicked, began rushing, when I mentioned my meeting later that day. The filling he did soon began cutting my inner cheek. I wasn't going back.
Next I tried across the river in Vancouver, WA. A dentist there I knew as a client where I worked. I'd talked to him a number of times, visited his office.
Technically, he was a superb, but also entrepreneurial. He ran three chairs at once. Liked maxing out dental insurance benefits, postponing work until January, if needed, to get more of the insurance company's dime.
Needless to say, I came to have a mouthful of gold crowns.
While it took longer, I quit that dentist too.
I changed my insurance to Kaiser Permanente, an HMO where provider and insurer are under the same roof. No more gaming insurance. If the margin fails on a crown, it's not, You need a new crown. No, a Kaiser dentist repairs the margin of crown with an amalgam. Amazing. While I'll never get back to that personal comfort I had with my Beverly Hills dentist, at least I know Kaiser dentists won't act like a boat payment's due!
Image credit: google images: zizicdental.com
Read Charlie Dickinson's
story collection, The Cat
at Light's End, as an ebook in these downloadable
.epub (most other readers)
.pdf (for PCs)
Also, a flash fiction, "Ylena Thinks Nyet," is at Cigale Literary Magazine.
The Other Portland
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8:19:15 Oregon's Most Obscure Traffic Law
7:31:15 A Small Death
7:23:15 China Shakes the World, a book review
7:16:15 Out Damn Spot!
5:31:15 My New Library Card
5:21:15 Let Me Be Frank With You, a book review
5:08:15 Portland's Rabbit Hutches
4:21:15 The Sea Lions at Astoria
3:26:15 Sacrificing for a Lower Water Bill
3:10:15 The Moral Case for Fossil Fuels, a Book Review
2:5:15 Pinhead Books aka e-books
1:15:15 Good Riddance to Old-School Shaving!
12:20:14 Three Whys I Quit Reading a Book
12.12.14 the life-changing magic of tidying up, a book review
11.12.14 Oil Changes
10.17:14 Doomsday Preppers, a TV series review
9.30:14 The Trigger, a book review
9:10:14 Clipboard People
8:23:14 Ukraine Diaries, a book review
8:21:14 My Home Darkroom on a Shoestring
7:29:14 Right Speech
6:28:14 Pacific Power's Wily Ways
6:20:14 My New Clarks Sandals
5:31:14 Portland's Water Woes, Again
5:10:14 Faster Dial-Up
4:11:14 Update on Stockpiling Light Bulbs
4:10:14 The Next 100 Years, a book review
3:15:14 A Cruel and Shocking Act, a book review
3:8:14 Ukraine: Another Revolution Gone Awry
2:9:14 The Flight (and Fight) of the Hummingbird
1:25:14 My Frugal Byways
1:20:14 Walden on Wheels, a book review
1:2:14 Growing Up Amish: A Memoir, a book review
11:28:13 The Moneyless Man, a book review
11:23:13 The Lost Art of Walking, a book review
11:10:13 The Cultural Revolution Cookbook, a book review
10:23:13 The Biker Angel
10:11:13 No Self-Serve Gas in Oregon
9:28:13 A Street Cat Named Bob, a book review
9:23:13 The Life & Extraordinary Adventures of Private Ivan Chonkin, a book review
9:18:13 Autumn Leaves
8:19:13 The Worst Car Driver & Why
8:12:13 The Gardener from Ochakov, a book review
7:25:13 Le Havre by Kaurismaki
7:20:13 This Ain't California
6:27:13 The Antidote: Happiness for People Who Can't Stand Positive Thinking, a book review
5:29:13 My Linux (Mis)Adventures
5:25:13 Southern Cross the Dog, a book review
5:5:13 Russian Tumbleweed
4:16:13 "The Machine Stops" by E. M. Forster
3:25:13 Moore's Law
3:13:13 Grocery Shopping
2:28:13 Razor Blade in Moonlight
1:27:13 Made in Russia: Unsung Icons of Soviet Design, a book review
12:9:12 White Bread, a book review
12:4:12 Update on Old-School Shaving
11:12:12 Ten Great Buys at Dollar Tree
11:6:12 My New Russian Camera
10:29:12 Leaf Day
10:2:12 The Russian Navy in New York?
9:21:12 The Righteous Mind, a book review
9:14:12 Revolution, 1989, a book review
8:23:12 Train Whistles in the Night
8:2:12 Why I've Stockpiled Light Bulbs
7:22:12 Old-School Shaving
7:16:12 Злектроника МК-52, computer de minimus
7:4:12 Ivan's Childhood by Tarkovsky
6:21:12 The Unabomber, a modern Thoreau?
6:12:12 Do the gods exist?
6:7:12 My "Retail Therapy"
5:28:12 On Taxes, We Should Go Green
5:17:12 Portland's Trash
5:6:12 The Toaster Project, a book review
4:24:12 No Seconds
4:12:12 Portland's Runaway Utility Bill
4:8:12 The Repossession, a book review
3:30:12 How I Got Published in Mississippi Review
3:9:12 The End of Money, a book review
2:18:12 Beauty Plus Pity, a book review
2:5:12 Kirk's Castile Soap
1:29:12 Confessions of a Fallen Standard-Bearer, a book review
1:22:12 Thirst, a book review
1:17:12 My IBM ThinkPad 1999-2012
1:11:12 String Beans
12:22:11 Spiritual TMJ
12:16:11 1Q84, a book review
12:11:11 How Portland Became Portlandia
12:1:11 The Fixie
11:20:11 Camus' Insight
11:13:11 Old & Worthy
11:7:11 Life Is Tragic
10:31:11 A Matter of Death and Life, a book review
10:25:11 Dead Letter, Email Fatigue
10:18:11 Reinventing Collapse, a book review
10:11:11 Rereading Pirsig
10:1:11 The Sisters Brothers, a book review
9:26:11 The Great Stagnation, a book review
9:16:11 Coffee, The Affordable Luxury
9:12:11 The Genius of Value
9:5:11 Death and the Penguin, a book review